so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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