your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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