I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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