so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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