I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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