tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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