Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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