why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
