i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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