I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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