He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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