I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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