I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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