I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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