if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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