"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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