I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
