Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
