brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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