In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
birth control should be required to get into college
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
