try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
