You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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