Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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