It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Randomize
