hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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