before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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