I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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