My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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