quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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