I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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