You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Randomize
