I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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