i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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