Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Hippo gnu deer
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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