And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
