so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize
