the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
only you would photoshop your dick
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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