So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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