farters have to be the big spoon...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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