I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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