as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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