I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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