Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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