Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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