hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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