He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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