Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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