yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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