Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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