break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
if only i could text you this smell
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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