I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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