So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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