Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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