I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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