have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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