ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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